In preparation for the inevitable reconquista of Texas, I’m happy to present the following love song as a public service.
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In preparation for the inevitable reconquista of Texas, I’m happy to present the following love song as a public service.
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Mi cabra necesita su sangre.
Corté mi labio en una tuba.
Puedo matar a caballos con un martillo.
Puedo hacer juegos malabares a enanos.
Puedo matar cinco caballitos con dos toros de pit.
Pox on all of you!!!
HUH
Say what?
LOL
That guy speaks/sings it better than I could and I had over eight years of it.
Link for video with English subtitles: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9227lDYhVKU
translation of above spanish comments via Babelfish: (babelfish.altavista.com). And I’m not making this up.
Fasternu:
My goat needs its blood. I cut my lip in a tuba. I can kill to horses with a hammer. I can match malabares to dwarves.
Matt:
I can kill five ponies with two bulls of pit.
Too funny: Twins were telling me about this on the ride home from school. They watched it today in their Spanish class. They were singing it in the store. (Lovey correcting Sweet Child on his improper conjugation, of course.)
Methinks Matt is in the 8th grade or was testing out the cafeteria food at their school. Coincidence that he posted this today? I don’t think so….
One night we were performing at the old Swiss Chalet. We did Spanish Eyes, and our lead vocalist (Patti Rayne - incredible voice)decided to sing Spanish Flies. Our band leader was not amused.
Okay, so I told her to do it and then did the background vocals, so he was mad at both of us.
Ha! Nope…hat-tip on this one goes to RedZilla.
As someone married to a lovely Argentinian lady, constantly being chastised by my in-laws for not learning Spanish fast enough, this video is the funniest thing I’ve seen in a very long time (I had seen it earlier posted on Hot Air).
At least he is trying to learn the language, as am I, to be able to communicate with those we care about and those we spend much time with (in my case, mostly Argentinians). Unfortunately we cannot say the same about those who come here illegally and have no intention of learning English to be able to properly assimilate into the American culture.
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