When Dilbert meets Arafat
by David Benzion · 02/06/2008 12:35 pm“Slap yourself on the forehead” mistakes are just part of 21st-century office life.
- Sending out a report, only to then spot an obvious and idiotic typo;
- Accidentally forwarding an email to the wrong person, thanks to the ever-helpful “Let me complete the address for you!” function on your computer.
So part of me feels a tinge of sympathy Yet I can’t help but gleefully celebrate this little “oopsie,” courtesy WorldNetDaily [h/t Aussie Dave]:
Yesterday, a suicide bomber detonated his explosives in the Israeli Negev desert city of Dimona, killing one woman and injuring 11 others, including at least one man who is in critical condition.
Immediately after the attack, a leader of the Al Aqsa Martyrs Brigades terror group called both WND and a reporter from Israel’s popular Ynetnews website to take credit for the bombing on behalf the Brigades and another terror organization, the Popular Front for the Liberation of Palestine.
The Brigades leader provided WND with the names of the two bombers – Mussa Arafat, a PFLP terrorist from the Gaza city of Khan Younis, and Lawai Lawani, an Al Aqsa Brigades member from Gaza’s Sabra neighborhood.
Calls by WND to the families of both Arafat and Lawani in Gaza discovered the two men, both in their 20s, left their homes and have not been heard from all week.
Later yesterday, the Brigades temporarily released on its official website short videos of Lawani and Arafat professing their faith in Allah and willingness to become a “martyr.”
The two suicide bombers were believed to have crossed into Israel from Egypt after Gaza-based militants 13 days ago blew up the Gaza-Egypt border wall, allowing hundreds of thousands of Palestinians to stream into the Egyptian Sinai desert. Israel has a long border with Egypt, much of which is unprotected.
Today, Israeli forensic experts who coordinated with Palestinian security officials discovered Lawani and Arafat were not the bombers who exploded themselves, according to security sources.
The Hamas terror group today claimed responsibility for the suicide attack in text messages to journalists and on Hamas’ official TV station. Hamas identified the two attackers as Mohammed Herbawi and Shadi Zghayer.
According to terrorist sources and Palestinian security officials in Gaza speaking to WND, when the Egypt-Gaza border was breached two weeks ago, the Al Aqsa Martyrs Brigades, the PFLP and several other terrorist organizations sent several suicide bombers with explosive belts into the Egyptian Sinai desert with instructions to attempt to infiltrate into Israel along the country’s long border with Egypt.
Israeli security officials realized the Al Aqsa Marytrs Brigades – after hearing of yesterday’s successful suicide operation – mistakenly thought it was their bombers who had reached Israel and detonated their explosives and, in a rush to take responsibility, the Brigades released the names of their two bombers.
Thanks to the Brigades’ mistake, Israeli security agencies now have the identities of two potential Brigade suicide attackers.
Memo to the al-Aqsa Martyr’s Brigade press shop– no Ramadan bonus for you.
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How does anyone keep track of all those names? It’s not like they are in a terrorists database especially if they just joined. And how do they get pictures of these future terrorists to be on the lookout for them? Don’t all those terrorists “look alike” especially the covered up ones.
Bahahahaha what a dumb move…that’s classic. I thought that only happened in movies!!
Only way I’d be looking for those two is through some binoculars. Kudos to those Israelis who search at shorter distances.
At the risk of sounding “INSENSITIVE”
Send more martyrs….
From what I have read, It looks like one of the bombers suffered from “Premature Detonation” and the other one suffered from “Detonation Dysfunction”! Perhaps Viagra would have helped the second bomber….
Hey, let’s not slander Dilbert. It’s his idiot boss who makes the mistakes. This certainly rates as a big oops. Couldn’t happen to nicer people. Happy hunting, Israeli forces.
The dangerous thing is, many terrorists have crossed over with the fence down. Good thing I don’t have the power to fix things in Israel.
#1 Robert 1
What the Israelis have in the way of databases and information would absolutely astound the best intelligence services in the world.
The incidents DB descibed in this piece are simply part of my philosophy regarding “culling the herd”. It boils down to Darwinism for idiots.