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I’m not quite sure what to think about this, but a website called “Manterns” is selling male-themed scented candles. Here’s a sample:
Whiskey: A candle Mr. Daniels and Mr. Beam would be proud of. This whiskey candle has the rustic smell of a glass of whiskey on the rocks. The perfect candle for our 8oz whiskey glass size.
4th of July: The combination of gunpowder and sulfer gives this man candle the distinctive fireworks smell all guys appreciate. What man won’t love the scent of colorful explosions?
Bacon Cheeseburger: The delicious smell of a big, meaty bacon cheeseburger. This candle will ignite the fire within your man as he hungers for flame-broiled beef. This man-scent smells so much like a burger you’ll think the grill is on!
Leave your own man-scent ideas in the comments.
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Ahh, The smell of Napalm in the morning.
I want one that smells like (SELF DELETED). I don’t want to be deleted like I and 25 others were the other day! ;=)
Hot Wings & beer!
Dang, Dave has too much time on his hands. Back to work.
Sawdust, smells like a big project!
WD-40
2 Dave D
Correction. You and 19 others. Every time I go to that page I laugh harder.
It’s gotta be the bar-b-que - or freshly cleaned fish.
90 weight gear oil. Nothin’ in the world quite like it. Smear some behind the misses ear & it’s T minus 10 to blast off.
I wonder if they put lead in one’s pencil??
Shrimp: This candle, with the aroma fresh shrimp cooking on the grill, will have men salavating and having an uncontrollable urge to baste someone with butter and garlic. Keep the shewers hidden when you light this one.
That’s “skewers” dang it!
/mood is now broken….
I was thinking of a few in another direction . . .
“You need to floss”
“Yard shoes”
“WHAT THE HELL DID YOU EAT?”, aka “Booty Mist”
“Dragon’s Breath” aka “Morning After”
“Locker Room”
And one I’ll affectionately just call “Claude”, for the diesel mechanic in your life that’s just not quite 100% on the hygiene wagon. We all know THAT guy, don’t we?
On the better side, how about . . .
“Freshly Mowed Lawn”
“Carnuba Wax”
“Drag Strip”, a mixture of rubber, racing fuel, and other guy’s girlfriends. *Sniff* . . . Ahhhh!
“Leather”
“Offshore”
“Clean Garage” Ever notice a clean garage smells different? I’d guess a mixture of solvents and soaps.
Wow! Just thinking about these smells sure sparks some memories!
The fragance of Opium perfume. To remind me of my lovely wife.
Grilled Ribeye.
Grilled Snapper or Dolphin.
The Upper Texas Coast.
The pristine fragrance on top of an Innsbrook, Austrian mountain in the Alps.
The Guadalupe River near Hunt TX.
Bluebonnets in the Texas Post Oak Savannah Region.
Diesel.
Memories!
How about the cigarette after sex candle…for those that perfer to do their smoking in bed without lighting up.
And since I know what Matt drinks, it wouldn’t be fair for me to comment.
Malcolm #11, would have been even funnier if you had gotten an r in after the k on the correction. Regardless, make that stuffed shrimp, okay?
LOL, and prefer too in #15.
Like Shannon #14, I was thinking of something that would remind me of the little woman…….Nothing like coming home to the sweet smell of a Breast Candle.
This person obviously doesn’t know that gunpowder already has sulfur in it. How about something for the hunters? Doe in estrus, or Hoppes #9?
#14 - Yo mon don’t leave out “Upper Marvine Lake on the Flattops Wilderness”!
Ouch.
http://www.publicpolicypolling.com/
(See top poll results).
#13 - “… and other guy’s girlfriends.” Comes with all of the passion & none of the problems. (sigh)
Actually any smell of any food would make a guy feel good. That’s something a guy would buy for himself.
20 bucks for a candle?
Gojo
FourAlarm #22, you don’t want that candle. It comes in a set of four candles…the other three being paternity suit, boyfriend with a shotgun, and divorce lawyer.
Matt’s top 3 candles:
1. Patron
2. White Russians
3. um, “partially processed” White Russians
Feel free to add to the list…
Jimb, you’re not even warm. Keep trying.
The only candle needed for any guy to get a girl is chocolate scent.
#26 BigIron - Learned a lesson years ago that boyfriends (even those supposedly abandoned and left on the curb) and guns is a dangerous mix.
WHAT! I don’t get a hat tip for posting on this in the OT yesterday?!
/sulking in a corner
tedtam, don’t feel bad. I’ve only gotten a H/T on one of the last 3 they’ve used.
#32 Big
Maybe we should send them hats? Are they lacking in hats? Are they hatless? If we make them hatful, will they then tip hats? What kind of hats should we send? I say we send them girlie purple berets - that’ll teach them a lesson!
ah the scent of gas passed, and belch, mingled lightly, with the fragrance of deodorant has stopped working.( giggling so hard)
AW #34, are you telling me I should have posted my powerline #16 Blazing Saddles comment on this thread?
AW #34- NOW that was FUNNY! Thanks!
A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying home because she is not feeling well.
‘What’s the matter?’ he asks.
‘I have a case of anal glaucoma,’ she says in a weak voice.
‘What the hell is anal glaucoma?’
‘I can’t see my ass coming to work today.’
3 Words
Toe Jam Mung
Thanks Malcolm…… you always have great funny stuff.
Big 45, I think you have done an astonishing thing. You have managed to type a simple post at two totally different threads, and have them apply to both!!!!!! That deserves a prize.
Come on guys. It’s got to be Bourbon Whiskey. Here’s a few examples: (que hokey dream sequence)
1. The aroma of the surgar maple being fired for charcoal to filter Jack Daniels.
2. The sense numbing smell of the pure grain spirt dripping into the charcoal filter tanks.
3. The smell of yeast devouring the grain sugars of the mash and turning them into white lightning in the hundred year old wooden fermentation vats at Austin Nichols(aka-Wild Turkey).
4. The mouth watering scent of the “Angels Share” as it drifts to the heavens in a 7 story barrel aging house over the next several years.
5. The distinct flavor and aroma changes as a new batch is cooled thru 3 stages in the Buffalo Trace bottling house.
6. That first enchanting, sweet, oakey, slight vanilla whiff as you uncork a new bottle of Woodfords Reserve followed by the blast of pure whiskey aromas that greet you as you pour the first taste over the happy little ice cubes.
Sorry folks. Drifted away a bit as I stare at the time clock, pushing it with all ounce of strength toward 5 o’clock.
Just my 2 cents
Fermented juniper berries.
what does lingerie falling to the floor smell like?
LOL nz 42. How about the a scent called Abu Ghraib Head Underwear?
Four Alarm Chili Candle: (No inference to our very own “FourAlarm”
The waffling aroma of this enticing candle permiates every membrane of your nostrils, causing wattery eyes, runny noses and uncontrollable spasms from several of ones body semi-controlable sphincters. Lighting this candle for more than one hour at a time may cause smoke/fire alarms to go off without explanation and the striking of matches anywwhere close to ones anatomy should be discontinued for one hour after extinguishing the flame on this candle.
#42, I think you need a hug, cause you have never smelled that before!! jkjkjkjk To answer that question, it should smell like warm woman and her favorite fragrance……. mingled.
1: Red Man tobacco
2: Camp fire smoke
3: cat fish bait
#45 Heck, I’ve never smelled a lot of things I’ve done!! Come to think of it that’s probably a good thing!!
nz, alcohol can make a nose lose its memory.
#48
Alcohol probably got me into those things in the first place!!!
Oh, I thought of another one . . .
Bar Carpet
#50 that one is hysterical….. good one!
Also included should be Odeur de Porcelain Goddess.
Oh! we are on a roll now lol These are great!
How about the subtle scent of unwashed hair mingled with a whiff of garlic and after dinner cigar?
As long as it’s not Monica Lewinsky’s hair.
#55 oh that would be ” ewe de Bill”? lol hehehehehe
correction ewwwwwww de bill
I’m biting my tongue about other possible comments that I know would be deleted anyway, lol.
Big45 I think that’s smart. We narrowly avoided David’s sword the other day. I’m afraid he has sharpened it.
O.K. I’lI bite, after all I’m easy, DELETED, DELETED, DELETED, Dang,….Dammit!! Well I tried! ;=)
I did try to sneak a few of them through before the MODULATOR, MASTERB,…DELETED
THAT WILL BE ENOUGH OF THAT!!
A little old lady is walking down the street, dragging two plastic garbage bags with her, one in each hand. There’s a hole in one of the bags, and every once in a while a $20 bill is flying out of it onto the pavement.
Noticing this, a policeman stops her….”Ma’am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag…”
Damn!” says the little old lady…..”I’d better go back and see if I can still find some. Thanks for the warning!”
“Well, now, not so fast,” says the cop. “How did you get all that money?” ” Did you steal it?”
“Oh, no”, says the little old lady. “You see, my back yard backs up to the parking lot of the football stadium. Each time there’s a game, a lot of fans come and pee in the bushes, right into my flower beds!”
“So, I go and stand behind the bushes with a big hedge clipper, and each time someone sticks his little thingie through the bushes, I say: $20 or off it comes!”
“Hey, not a bad idea!” laughs the cop. OK, good luck! By the way, what’s in the other bag?”
“Well”, says the little old lady, “not all of them pay”