On Friday, we poked fun at Chron cartoonist Nick Anderson, who’s still trying to sell a print of his Pulitzer Prize-winning cartoon on eBay.

It’s been on the auction block for 72 hours, and nobody wants it.

In an effort to show Nick how the new-media-fundraising game works, Lone Star Times is proud to offer something you’ll definitely want to hang on your living-room wall: the infamous photo of LST honcho David Benzion having his way with an inflatable rhino:

The photo was taken at a CLOUT rally in 2005 that also starred Dan Patrick, Edd Hendee, some goofball in a Darth Vader suit, and Cheryl Johnson (hubba hubba!)

The bidding starts at 99 cents. The auction will end Friday afternoon, so act now! Click here to bid, and prove that a photo of David humping a rhino is objectively more valuable than a liberal Houston Chronicle cartoonist’s chicken-scratchings.