What did you do the night before Valentine’s Day? Make dinner reservations? Call your favorite florist?
Not Gov. Eliot Spitzer (D-N.Y.). He spent the evening banging a call girl:
ALBANY - Gov. Eliot Spitzer has informed his most senior administration officials that he had been involved in a prostitution ring, an administration official said this morning.
Mr. Spitzer, who was huddled with his top aides inside his Fifth Avenue apartment early this afternoon, had hours earlier abruptly canceled his scheduled public events for the day. He scheduled an announcement for 2:15 after inquiries from the Times.
Mr. Spitzer, a first term Democrat who pledged to bring ethics reform an end the often seamy ways of Albany, is married with three children.
Just last week, federal prosecutors arrested four people in connection with an expensive prostitution operation. Administration officials would not say that this was the ring with which the governor had become involved.
But a person with knowledge of the governor’s role said that the person believes the governor is one of the men identified as clients in court papers.
The governor’s travel records show that he was in Washington in mid-February. One of the clients described in court papers arranged to meet with a prostitute who was part of the ring, the Emperors Club VIP on the night of Feb. 13.
When he’s not washing baby powder off himself before his wife gets home, Spitzer spends his time taking on The Really Big Issues, like the horrifying practice of executives making money.
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I demand a congressional investigation ??
In the past, some here have indicated call girl banging is not grounds for removing a public servant from office–as long as the officeholder was suitably conservative in his political positions.
I wonder if the same applies to democrats?
#1 I’m with you Dov, and they might have used enhancement drugs too……. we need details…… performance enhancement…… is performance enhancement ( giggling so hard)
Well, let the wheels of justice spin. It is so disheartening to see so-called leaders (R or D) do this sort of thing.
Simple
Last time I was with a hooker I stopped by the car wash on the way home. Spent $4.25 in quarters on the high pressure wand wash (no wax) and still felt gamey. It was twice as expensive as my gal but half the fun.
As an aside…. Is there any politician out there who isn’t an absolute pig?
Wasn’t he the freakin’ attorney general of the state of New York?
#2 Only if they’re “high-priced call girls”.
Only time I was ever with anything that resembled a hooker. I didn’t know her principles and had to make her one of my many exes after I found out. She wasn’t really a hooker. Just a two timer that had a problem I didn’t want around.
After she got kidnapped the third time I quit. She would deck herself out loaded in gold and go dancing Friday. Come back home Tuesday. No gold. Claimed she was kidnapped. DRUGS.
Makes no difference to me, Republican or Democrat, do anything illegal while being an ELECTED official then your OUT!!!!! You have violated the trust of the public, period!!!!
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#10, I agree with Matt, I know that certainly got my attention.
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I’m a ho you know I’m a ho
I rock three different freaks after every show
I’m a ho you know I’m a ho
How do you know because I told ya so….
Gov. Eliot Spitzer finally starting to clean up politics per his promise.
He resigning! Muahaaaaw ha ha haw!!!!
He’ll probably get the nod for VP.
Cheney caused it! this time he used his call girl machine. Decided to give his weather machine a break.
perhaps Spitzer and the mayor of Detroid are party pals.
Classic Democrat party behavior…
“after she got kidnapped the third time….”
More classic LST postings!
LOVE this blog!
I’d like to propose an UNCENSORED DAY, where all the lunatics on here could really have their say, including me!
Mytur - Be careful. I seem to recall several sex scandals involving Pubbies the last couple of years and most of those were homosexual scandals.
Last time I was with a hooker he had to pay me for his services.
That reminds me of a story about service…………..
At one time in my life, I thought I had a handle on the meaning of the word “service.”
“It’s the act of doing things for other people.”
Then I heard these terms which reference the word SERVICE:
Internal Revenue Service
Postal Service
Telephone Service
Civil Service
City & County Public Service
Customer Service
Service Stations
Then I became confused about the word “service.” This is not what I thought “service” meant.
So today, I overheard two farmers talking, and one of them said he had hired a bull to “service” a few of his cows. BAM! It all came into perspective. Now I understand what all those “service” agencies are doing to us.
I hope you now are as enlightened as I am.
Since what Vitter did was in the past and he was the man that stepped up to the plate for so many issues that conservatives wanted taken care of, I was willing to let his apology stand. I don’t know if this case with Spitzer means that he utilized a call girl or was part of the ring itself which, IMHO, is a lot worse. What is also bad is that this guy prosecuted others for what he is now caught doing.
You know the prostitutes are doing the job that wives won’t do.
Oh wait, that’s the immigration line, HA HA HA
I got a ton of hookers out there in my tackle box.
navymom TOO much
Last time I was with a hooker.
Sister Catherine was asking all the Catholic school children in fourth grade what they want to be when they grow up.
Little Sheila said, “When I grow up, I want to be a prostitute!”
Sister Catherine’s eyes grow wide and she barked, “What did you say?!”
“A prostitute!” Sheila exclaimed.
Sister Catherine breathed a sight of relief and said “Whew! Thank God! I thought you said ‘A Protestant’!”
Last time I was with a Hooker
Lulu was a prostitute, but she didn’t want her grandma to know. One day, the police raided a whole group of prostitutes at a sex party in a hotel, and Lulu was among them. The police took them outside and had all the prostitutes line up along the driveway when suddenly, Lulu’s grandma came walking by and saw her granddaughter.
Grandma asked, “Why are you standing in line here, dear?”
Not willing to let her grandmother know the truth, Lulu told her grandmother that the policemen were there passing out free oranges and she was just lining up for some.
“Why, that’s awfully nice of them. I think I’ll get some for myself,” and she proceeded to the back of the line.
A policeman was going down the line asking for information from all of the prostitutes.
When he got to Grandma, he was bewildered ! and exclaimed “Wow, still going at it at your age? How do you do it? ”
“I just take my dentures out, rip the skin back and suck them dry.”..
The policeman fainted.
Huh??? It’d be hard to hold him accountable for future indiscretions. You sure you ain’t related to Vitter?
Last time I was with a Hooker
What do you call a prostitute with no arms or legs?
Cash and carry!
Last time I was with a Hooker
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a prostitute?
A two-ton pick-up.
Last time I was with a Hooker
Dr. Watson and Sherlock Holmes were walking through the park when they passed three women eating bananas.
“Ah”, said Holmes, ” I see a spinster, a prostitute and a newlywed.”
“Amazing, Holmes!”, said Dr Watson, “How did you deduce that?”
“Elementary, my dear Watson. “See how the spinster breaks the banana into small pieces before passing them into her mouth? Whilst the prostitute in the middle holds the banana in both hands.”
“Yes, Holmes, but how do you know the other one is newlywed?”
“Well”, said Holmes,” she’s holding the banana with one hand and thumping herself on the back of the head with the other.”
Sorry for the lack of explanation - it was my impression that Vitter didn’t get caught while he was still solictationing call girls - that it was something from several years ago that he had stopped (did the statute of limitations run out?); but that the Spitzer case is current.
And for the millionth time, No I am not related, just grateful for his standing up to the liberals from both sides of the aisle on conservative issues that affect all of us.
sorry - spell check freeze - soliciting.
What’s good for the goose is good for the gander. If you’re in a political leadership position and you get caught breaking any law worse than speeding or spitting on the sidewalk, you got’s ta go!
Last time I was with a Hooker
If a sexual assault is committed against a prostitute, can the perpetrator be charged with burglary of a coin operated machine?
31 - When I say caught, I mean either indicted or at least “stone cold busted”. Even if you’re eventually found not guilty, you should pretty much call your political career quits, because your damaged goods - your ability to represent and lead becomes compromised.
LATEST NEWS UPDATE FROM NYC:
Spitzer held a news conference at about 3:15 EDT. He apologized vaguely, but did not resign. ????
Now, it appears there will be an announcement at 7 PM in which he will resign. The letter is supposed to be on its way being hand-carried to the Capitol in Albany right now. David Patterson is the Lt. Governor and will be sworn in as Governor. He will be the first black man to hold that job and, as far I know, the first blind man to be governor of any state in history. That itself is pretty amazing.
He’s resigning? Great. Now Vitter and the Idaho Bathroom Boy have given the Dems the moral high ground on sex scandals.
Couldn’t they resign and blame it on their medicine or something?
34. texpat
And Mrs. Spitzer will probably ask for child support, alimony, the house, cars. Is the Lt. Governor completely blind or just “legally blind?”
#37 Dov
He is described as “legally blind since birth”. I suppose he may have some vision, but I understand it is extremely limited. I would say he is blind for all accounts and purposes.
And here is a line from a 2003 Virginia Postrel blog post describing Eliot Spitzer, with whom she attended Princeton in the early 1980s:
The guys over Suitablyflip.com have labeled this scandal, “Shtupergate”. Too funny.
http://www.suitablyflip.com/suitably_flip/2008/03/from-troopergat.html
Republicans remove their ethical problems. Democrats celebrate and reelect them.
#40 Well I thought we removed our ethical problems, but we’ve still got Craige. You know sometimes we laughingly say we can’t see much difference between us and them, ( spending) but now we are ethically becoming more like them. sad.
#36 hamous
Last time I was with a hooker I blamed it on my medication… penicillin. I surmised that as long as I was taking it… hey, what they heck?
38 I was asking because my Grandmother went legally blind aT 40. Sold excercise machines. She was limited yet could tell the difference in us kids across the yard. She took an attitude of watch what this blind woman can do. 10 years later she went totally blind but by that time she had become a major stock holder in National Biscuit Company, Nabisco.
When I was 18 I got some chemicals in my eyes. For 3 to 4 days my eyes were taped etc. Total blackness. I got a sample and don’t know how she did it. They say when you lose a sense another gets better to make up for it.
I could handle smell, hearing, speech, touch but not vision. Thats a different world.
FourAlarm
How did that car wash feel. I wasn’t with a prostitute but had an emergency situation come up. No time no cash cept quarters hit the high pressure wash. Dayyam those things will bring blood
Last time I was with a prostitute…..
Does driving by the governor’s mansion in Austin count?
Please clarify.
Are we talkin’ h0’s or prostitutes?
#45 Shannon you hit a home run with that one! Does seeing him on tv make us johns by visual experience? ewwwwwwwww
I have to ask the question: What kind of man has to pay a whore for it?
It can be argued that men pay all the time - dinners and trips for girlfriends, jewelry and big homes for wives.
But to have to stoop to the level of actually admitting: “I have to pay a women cash to have sex with me.”?
Talk about a real loser!! And Spitzer is a particularly amazing idiot - a governor of New York and he can’t make it happen? (Gee, Rudy did okay as Mayor of NYC.)
Some people truly deserve the fate they get.
Let’s hope Benzion doesn’t favor us with some excerpts from Spitzer’s diary about how he felt something for the first time.
AW, conservatives at least remove them at election time. Dems keep reelecting theirs.
Last time I was with a hooker…I talked to one leaning up against the car as I watched a friend walk into a strange looking place in Boystown Laredo.
Does that count?
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Rumour spreadin a-round in that texas town
bout that shack outside la grange
And you know what Im talkin about.
Just let me know if you wanna go
To that home out on the range.
They gotta lotta nice girls.
Give a whole new meaning to “As I walked down in the streets of Laredo”.
Shannon
Took my future Son In Law to boystown to see the shows. We were coming back from Mexico City. 2 girls at the table and he’s talking to both of them. He says Dad I need $ 75.00. I asked for what ? He said both of them. I took over the negotiations and gave him $ 12.00. I said I got them down for you. They left, I went and ordered a drink. Went back to the table. There they were. I said Chris, you said both of them. He said I already did.
60 second bionic fling.
I always said I would never pay for a “#@ of ” Not me. I did the right thing, got married and paid dearly
….took my future son in law to boystown…
The closest I have ever come to a prostitute and known it was when I was a cocktail waitress at the Shamrock Hilton. We had a young woman who worked the bar. She looked like any of us females, average young woman. Dressed for the evening but not real flashy, and sometimes wore a wig. Vice also kept a pretty close eye on our bar, she was the only one I ever knew to be there. They would sometimes, let her go, sometimes take her downtown.
Shannon
I didn’t know he was going to be my Son In Law at the time. He was an employee then
55 Dov
Oh okay. That explains everything.
:>) LOL
And I might add. Her Mother and I were very disappointed that she settled for him. We wanted so much more for her. I’m outta here
At least Spitzer has proven that he’s even handed…willing to not only screw corporations and executives, but other citizens too.
I hope Pancho V. Perry’s name shows up on the hooker list. Then maybe we could get him to resign, too.
OH phil wouldn’t that be just grand!
Big45 yes he does spread his screwing around…….rolling on the floor, laughing.
56
There’s a story here. C and I were married and L was single and pregnant. When T was born C and I adopted her. My lawyer took short cuts. Years later C and I Divorced. L entered the picture and wanted T back. I wasn’t going to lose T and married L to prevent that. T, my youngest was my pride and joy.
It was L, T’s biological mother who kept getting “kidnapped” Her family stepped in and took my side. After she met her hubby later she called me and said do you believe we have been together 7 years.
I snapped “Does he have a job yet?” and she said, “He’s looking”
Approaching 6 here. 7 in Washington/New Your
Self Your=York
phil
The full story says 2 of them are the working girls. (I think) $ 5,500.00 per hour
Eyewitness News just announced it. “His public apology coming up ahead”
Everybody knows the Dims have to pay for it - or else they’re stuck with the Helen Thomas’ and Code Pinkos, etc. Either that, of just Bill Clinton style where you just take it without permission.
That friggin coward. Apologized. Did not resign
He might as well face it. They are going to charge him with Conspiracy to Violate the Federal Prostitute laws. He’s cooked. And I was wrong he didn’t get the $ 5500.00 one he got a much cheaper.
That wiretap is gonna hang him
ok I need help from you experienced males Fouralarm, if you are around……. ( hehe) are there really women who get $5500.00 for an evening? A 24 hour period?, what……..and that’s a ton of money!!!
Not only that. He didn’t issue a 1099 to them.
He’ll resign. He’s cooking up a deal with the feds to avoid prosecution if he agrees to resign. That’s his only bargaining chip.
Don’t you just love the anti-capitalists who are still fawning over Spitzer’s attacks on Wall Street while saying that this scandal is no reflection on his great work against big business?
Morality is so often relative these days.
Which I guess begs the question: If we had a whoremonger in every office, but we all prospered, would anybody complain?
I answered my own question, and am speechless!
a/k/a “Katie,” a/k/a “Kate,” and TEMEKA RACHELLE LEWIS, a/k/a
“Rachelle,” the defendants, communicated via text message about
the fact that the three-day rates for two of the Emperors Club
prostitutes were $50,000 and $35,000, respectively;
#69 AW
There was an HBO series called Tax Cab Confessions. A fare was queried what was the most money she made. Her reply was something along the lines that it was during a law enforcement officers convention. She mentioned the amount and remarked, “That was a lot of… (Monicas).
Spitzer was doing undercover research just like Bernie Ward was for a book he was writing. (Yeah, that’s the ticket!)
FourAlarm, I remember taxi cab confessions….. used to have cable……..hehe.
I have to admit, I liked the ” Red Shoe Diaries”
He is not going to resign. He is going to try to save the family and wife “connections” and after that his political office will dictate his course.
This man has problums (intentional) that only a paid hooker can handle.
Spitzer sold out his career for a hooker he could buy out.
Look at the lump in this poor woman’s throat:
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/03/10/nyregion/10cnd-spitzer.html?em&ex=1205294400&en=d0917c3b73427b6a&ei=5087%0A
Now look at the smug look Spitzer has. Looks like he’s thinking I’m going to get away with this one, and at the same time biting his lower like just like Slick Willy used to do.
In one such case in 2004, Mr. Spitzer spoke with revulsion and anger after announcing the arrest of 16 people for operating a high-end prostitution ring out of Staten Island.
“This was a sophisticated and lucrative operation with a multitiered management structure,” Mr. Spitzer said at the time. “It was, however, nothing more than a prostitution ring.”
Spitzer proclaimed, “Why can’t these people be more like me. Driving around in a pickup with a gun rack taking on MS13 members in my neighborhood” and pummeling them with books on economics that are used in Iraq to defeat terrorism?”
Sarc ended.
Spitzer’s wife and daughters are victims of his arrogance, selfishness, and lack of character. Pray that they can have some privacy and support at this dreadful time.
What a tragedy for Spitzer’s three daughters! They are probably going to have a very difficult time trusting men in their future lives because of this hypocrite father. If I was his wife, I’d have been gone.
Men who have to pay a hooker are desperate and have absolutely no self control. Anyone who would stoop this low and then joke about something so sacred and personal is a cheapo.
Adee & vlou - Charles Krauthammer commented about that on Special Report tonight. He pointed out what a sniveling little scumbag Spitzer was for making his wife stand up there on stage to share in his humiliation instead of owning up to it alone.
Hamous
Thank You for mentioning that about his making his wife share his humiliation. Spitzer is latently showing his hate for women yet he pays for their services. And this scumbag is Governor of New York ?
This man has given a new definition to lowlife. And I hope his children overcome what he has done to them.