The always spot-on Iowahawk has this exclusive from “Kristen’s” press conference:
New York - At a hastily scheduled morning press conference at the headquarters of New York’s exclusive Emperors Club prostitution ring, high priced call girl “Kristen” announced that she would temporarily step aside in the wake of charges that she had engaged in sex with New York Governor Eliot Spitzer.
“I made a serious mistake and betrayed the trust of my co-workers, my many clients, and my pimps,” she said in a quiet voice cracking with emotion. “I will be taking a leave of absence to earn their forgiveness, and redeem myself in the eyes of the entire expensive whore community.”
The embattled prostitute did not mention Spitzer by name, and stopped short of offering an official resignation. But longtime sex industry insiders say that it will be difficult for Kristen to return to her post in light of mounting federal wiretap evidence that she had sexually serviced the Governor on at least two occasions.
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“Frankly, with all the press coverage she’ll be lucky to get a job as a $5 truck stop lot lizard in Kentucky.”
Oh,…and that was from the article.
That’s right, why should a politican pay for the sins of the prostitute. She should take all the blame, it was probaby entrapment anyway. We should not take it out on a public figure who the citizens of New York elected to administer the duties of governor. The people trusted him then, why wouldn’t they trust him now. Doesn’t it mean anything that he pledged to clean up government. And to follow in the steps of the JUNIOR Senator from New York, HELLary Clinton, it was probably a “vast right wing conspiracy” to bring down this Dimwit!!!!
I do not understand the big deal. Spitzer is a democrat, therefore in the great democrat tradition this should be considered a resume enhancement.
Why does this seem so awfully amusing like a line out of a comedy or something???
So…if I don’t see my post as “Pending” does that mean Hal permanently ate it?
No. He just doesn’t like words that Matt uses for titles. LST Moderator
I am just really curious as to what you can get for $5,000?????
#5 Meglet, maybe because it IS! ;=)
Iowahawk–without a doubt the funniest and cleverest man on the internet.
Using the Dimwit logic that saved Bill’s job, what he does in his private life is none of our business. It is between his wife and himself. Oh, yeah, and he needs to get that womanizing Rev. Jesse Jackson to administer counseling to him. Unless of course, that “adult entertainment” appears on his government expense report. Then, all he has to do is admit, someone else improperly filled out his expense report. I don’t know what he is worried about, he’s a Dimwit if he was a Republican, we could blame George Bush.
Bigmck, I agree with you. I want details of services and I want to know what Spitzer’s specialty was. I need information. I’ve already confirmed a day stint is 30,000-$50,000. Seems to me ” Pretty Woman” stayed a week for 3 grand……. inflation has hit the professional services business hard.
11, apparently he liked it “bareback”.
Gosh Dave I’m glad because I read that and I nearly needed a new laptop (that’s what I get for drinking coffee and coming here I know, I know)…I was like this has to be April Fool’s, is this for real????
#12 ppppssssssssst Rorshach, It would be great if I knew what you were talking about….. give me a link. and make it one where I won’t be spammed forever lol for example, bareback could mean waxing
What have we learned today, boys and girls? We have learned the sex selling corporations use terms like expensive w. community. So I guess there are classifications. We then must have the inexpensive w. community. I wonder if one ever starts at the inexpensive level and works their way up…… or perhaps the opposite. I wonder what their coinage is for those who ” just give it away”? Probably, the term they use is……… stupid hehehehehe
“…redeem myself in the eyes of the entire expensive whore community.”
Could this be any more ridiculous, or funny? Once again, another Democrat politician shows he has less class than the criminals they associate with.
Although, I must say that this (infidelity, or adultery) is apparently a bi-partisan affliction.
Politicians and sexcapades seem to go hand in hand. If you know what Imean.
#14 american woman, Uh,…How do I say this? (blushes), she says it wasn’t safe, Bareback would be un-covered, no holster, or sheath. Ducks and hauls butt outta here.
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH is that all it is! I was imagining all kinds of things!…… darn! I still bet he has a specialty…….keeping fingers crossed.
#13 Meglet, It did almost seem real at first didn’t it. I like you, because you remind me of my Baby Girl, and ya’ll are about the same age, I think
#19 american woman, when you didn’t understand, I KNEW that your mind was going like crazy, I KNOW I would have been. That terminology brings all knida’ things to mind, and I didn’t want to go there.;=)
DaveD, I am forever grateful and yes, my mind was going in all kinds of directions including the Big and Rich tune, ” save a horse, ride a cowboy” hehe
This article has got to be a joke.. right?
The NYPost says Spitzer used the service for 6 to 10 years. That’s a lot of money!
http://michellemalkin.com/
Spitzer should definitely resign. As soon as Senators Craig and Vitter do. Don’t bring up the Mann Act either. That law’s purpose is to prosecute people involved with trafficing women across state lines as white slavers. Not johns who set up assignations across state lines.
#24 I am with you on Craige’s resignation. I am not convinced Vitter’s proclivity was current. Didn’t his phone number come up from records years ago?
AW, “Bareback” in this situation is a bigger deal than you might think. Remember, this woman made her money based on her reputation of being a “clean” ho. If she were ever infected with anything, her “career” would be essentially over. Not to mention the fact that were she infected with anything, her customer would possibly catch it as well. Bareback is a definite no-no in that biz. It is a one way ticket to lot lizard status.
#26 Oh yes I do understand the danger he was willing to subject himself to, and his wife. I just chock that up to his being an idiot. It’s truly sad. Rorschach I am so clueless about that business and how it’s run. Anyway, I found his theme song…….
http://youtube.com/watch?v=aKSy5I3zsAA
Hell all Spitzer needs to do is go into rehab for a month or so and all will be okie dokie.
25 - Vitter was in office when his “incidents” occurred, no? If so, then he should resign.
#29 I don’t know jimb, was he? I know nothing about Vitter.
And for that money the idiot spent less than an hour? And as I said before, he’s in alot of trouble for not issuing her a 1099.
#27, you assume of course that his wife was unaware and had not told him that from that point forward, if he was to get any, he’d have to pay for it on the open market.
#26 Inkblot, You, of course are right! I thought about this, that MOST of the Clients would be fine up-standing members of the community, (wink,wink), and couldn’t afford an STD. That is one of the reasons the price is SOO high, other than using taxpayers money, is that it would have to be discrete. BTW; I’ve been MIA a lot lately, but when I lurk, I don’t remember you being here very much, what gives? You always were one of the more intelligent ones posting here, me included, of course. ;=)
From what I can see here, there may be several anti trust violations here involving price fixing.
Was her ‘ashen’ faced hubby there too?
#33 Long story Dave D, email me and we’ll discuss it.
I can certainly see what Spitzer saw in her….
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/2008/03/12/2008-03-12_new_york_escort_model_kristen_goes_into_.html