Not quite ready for your 72 Virgins? Don’t fret my little Mujahideen! The Iranians have come up with a clever way you can help wipe Israel off the map AND keep your body (relatively) intact:
Iranian students are offering rewards totaling a million dollars for the execution of three top Israeli military officers over the deadly strikes on Gaza, and encouraging fellow Iranians to donate their kidneys to raise the funds, the student news agency ISNA reported on Monday.
Israeli Defense Minister Ehud Barak, Mossad spy agency director Meir Dagan and military intelligence chief Amos Yadlin are the targets of the bounty and are blamed for last month’s assassination of Hezbollah mastermind Imad Mughniyeh.
The rewards were announced by the Justice Seeking Students Group on Sunday at a ceremony in Tehran entitled “setting the bounty for the revolutionary execution of the designers of state terrorism,” ISNA said.
The bounty for Defense Minister Barak is set at $400,000 while those for Dagan and Yadlin are $300,000 each, AFP reports. It is not clear where the funds will come from.
“These sums will be given to any person or their families who could punish these individuals in any part of the world,” the organisers of the event announced.
Pictures taken at the ceremony showed a banner bearing pictures of the three Israelis against the backdrop of an Israeli flag, with rifle sights stencilled onto the foreheads of the trio, according to AFP.
“Israel must be wiped off the map,” read a quote from Iran’s revolutionary leader Ayatollah Ruhollah Khomeini printed atop the banner.
Hey, who needs two kidneys anyway? Behold! The religion of peace!
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I wonder how upset these guys would get if someone posted a picture of the profit Mo hammed with rifle site on his forehead and a sign saying Islam must be wiped out?
Mossad should find out where they’re banking the kidneys, steal them, then publicly feed them to pigs.
Why don’t we ask “BO” what he thinks we should do since he has this vast experience in foreign affairs?? How would he deal with terrorists, whose sole goal in life is the elimination of any anti-Muslim groups?? “BO” would probably say I have a plan, just make me President and I’ll show you.
Come on Israel, do us all a favor and pull the trigger!
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I like it.
If one is good, two is better!
Maybe we can scam the terrorists into donating BOTH kidneys - tell them they’ll get 144 virgins in heaven!
It’s all a trick to find a match for OBL. He’s fed up with dialysis . . .
LOL!
dcgirl, I like your idea…….., all these comments are super.
But they still can’t get enough money to install plumbing and buy soap.
All excellent suggestons above. What a creative gang we have here.
Why stop there? How about corneas? You only need one eye to fire a Stinger missile.
And livers regrow. How about donating half a lobe?
You weren’t using it anyway… how about a brain donation?
Man! I hate people who only take half measures!