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26 Responses to “Honey, Please Come Out Of The Bathroom!”
  1. american woman on March 13th, 2008 at 12:47 pm

    I heard this on the radio……..and am having a hard time grasping the boyfriend’s total acceptance of her sitting on the toilet for TWO years. I guess he never had to use it? I wish I could interview him. I have all kinds of questions. hehe

  2. tedtam on March 13th, 2008 at 12:49 pm

    I remember a story some years back about an obese woman who never left her couch. The paramedics had to take the couch with her when they took her to the hospital.

    I’m sorry, but that was taking “couch potato” to the extreme. How can you NOT go to the bathroom or shift position for years!?

  3. american woman on March 13th, 2008 at 1:06 pm

    #2 Tedtam, think about sleeping……..etc.

  4. trl3 on March 13th, 2008 at 1:09 pm

    Not ever would I have even considered this a possibilty. Took me totally unaware.

  5. Robert 1 on March 13th, 2008 at 1:16 pm

    Can you imagine what was growing in the toilet bowl that she covered for all that time. Flushing it only gets it somewhat cleaned. And how did she wipe her butt?? All this, the questions that come to mind. Thank goodness I finished lunch already.

  6. DeepPurple on March 13th, 2008 at 1:29 pm

    #5. Robert 1:

    No kidding! Too disgusting to imagine!

  7. bob42 on March 13th, 2008 at 1:30 pm

    This gal clearly suffers from some kind of phobia, and can probably benefit greatly from treatment.

    While I agree that her boyfriend should have done something earlier, I don’t think Sheriff Whipple’s department should be looking around for something to charge him with.

    They are.

  8. Rorschach on March 13th, 2008 at 2:08 pm

    Self-deleted, mind going in way too many places.

  9. jimb on March 13th, 2008 at 2:49 pm

    It is crazy that the boyfriend should be faced with even the possibility of charges! The woman is an adult, you can’t force her to do anything!

  10. carbon-credit on March 13th, 2008 at 2:52 pm

    And here I thought the kitchen-counter was sexy and spontaneous…silly me…

  11. american woman on March 13th, 2008 at 3:02 pm

    #10 It’s not sexy or spontaneous when it’s the only place available ( slaps self for thoughts)

  12. Fasternu 426 on March 13th, 2008 at 3:17 pm

    Women always hoggin’ the bathroom. BUT TWO YEARS! DANG! EAT SOME BRAN, WOMAN!!!

  13. Fasternu 426 on March 13th, 2008 at 3:18 pm

    I guess he never had to use it?

    He pee’d in the sink?

  14. Shannon on March 13th, 2008 at 3:23 pm

    /need to go check on my step daughter.
    No spends more time in there.
    Hello, hello. You all right in there?

  15. raiderdav on March 13th, 2008 at 3:41 pm

    1560 AM had a great rant about this topic yesterday afternoon. I don’t know which person is more off their rocker - the toilet girl or the boyfriend that didn’t get help for her for 2 years.

  16. american woman on March 13th, 2008 at 3:47 pm

    If she can make a statement that she requested help in leaving the bathroom, and he refused to give her the telephone, etc…… then I suppose that would bring charges. But, she has had contact with the outside world, right? Friends, family, etc? See there is just too little info.

  17. Ken Kelley on March 13th, 2008 at 4:13 pm

    #16, AW:
    You are being unreasonably kind. In TWO YEARS, the lady could have, should have, at least moved from the toilet seat. For all the reasons already stated by others, and probably a few more.
    – Ken

  18. Adee on March 13th, 2008 at 4:14 pm

    Can it be very long before someone does a movie or TV script around this? And then makes the movie or TV show? The mind reels.

  19. american woman on March 13th, 2008 at 4:18 pm

    Ken, perhaps I am, and my only experience with phobias are tv movies….. but can’t they be totally crippling?

    Adee what would the title to the made for Tv movie be? ” The throne, and the woman who wouldn’t give it up?”

  20. Sherri on March 13th, 2008 at 4:37 pm

    #18 Adee

    I only caught part of the show, but I think Nip/Tuck did a story about the lady stuck to her couch. She died while the plastic surgeons were taking pieces of couch out of her flesh.

    /shudder

  21. emmekelley on March 13th, 2008 at 6:40 pm

    I am so sorry but I cannot stop laughing. All of y’all were great but terrible with y’alls comments so here is my contribution.

    http://bp3.blogger.com/_Xoc9DJMelK0/R9gUvFzdEVI/AAAAAAAABLw/YV7eHnScuSE/s1600-h/6.jpg

  22. pimlico on March 13th, 2008 at 6:42 pm

    I believe it’s caled an ANAL FIXATION!

  23. american woman on March 13th, 2008 at 6:57 pm

    #21 Emme! When I was tiny, Dad would leave the seat up once in a while, and I would find myself much in the same position as that lady!…. A wet hiney, and a little girl struggling to get out! Made me laugh at myself.

  24. vlou on March 13th, 2008 at 9:31 pm

    How did this happen where he didn’t do anything to get her out of the bathroom after 1 day??? Did he not recognize that she was in desperate need of some serious psychological help? It is hard to believe he let it go on that long.

  25. Earthling on March 14th, 2008 at 5:17 pm

    These are two disgusting individuals. They both need to check into a mental facility. How nasty!!
    Maybe our tax dollars can help. They don’t sound like “productive citizens”. He probably deposited her welfare check, along with his, every month.

  26. KRogers on March 15th, 2008 at 6:07 pm

    TMI — I would think there would be major circulation problems after sitting there for an hour, much less a day. And did the boyfriend bring her food (I guess there was plenty of water)?

    Someone is going to get a book deal or be on all the talk shows and this is all going to turn out to be some type of hoax…c’mon the Sheriff was named Whipple…..

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