Jesse Benton an NWO plant? : Lone Star Times

Jesse Benton an NWO plant?

by hamous · 03/14/2008 11:34 am

That’s what some of the kookier Paulites are thinking after the only candidate that could save America failed to launch. Their theory? Now follow closely because this rivals even the most tangled of conspiracy theories:

A man named Jesse Benton almost killed Andrew Jackson
Jackson became the President who eliminated the central banking system back in the 1830s
Ron Paul is mounting one of the most serious threats to the Federal Reserve and the banking establishment for many years.
The Ron Paul campaign has a communications director also by the name of Jesse Benton

The ConspiTheo nuts put 2 and 2 together and come up with…petunias:

What are the odds that we would have somebody amongst the Ron Paul campaign staff with the same name as the man who almost killed Andrew Jackson? Especially considering that Ron Paul is mounting one of the most serious threats to the Federal Reserve and the banking establishment for many years. We know the establishment has infiltrated opposition groups in the past. In the past they have infiltrated groups like the anti-war movement back in the 1960s and 1970s and that they like to hide things in plain view. So why wouldn’t the establishment attempt to infiltrate one of the most serious oppositions to their power base to come along in several years? This is a question that needs to be asked considering the strange campaign strategy that was employed in Iowa and in NH especially with the lack of a massive ad blitz in NH prior to the NH Primary.

There is some questioning:

One could argue that the fact he has the same name as the man who almost killed Andrew Jackson is pure chance…

Ya think???? Man, I’m gonna miss these whackos!

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21 Responses to “Jesse Benton an NWO plant?”

malcolm on March 14th, 2008 at 12:01 pm

Hammy: Me too! What a fruitcake!
Shannon on March 14th, 2008 at 12:33 pm

These guys make the black helicopter/tinfoil hatters look absolutely normal.
bob42 on March 14th, 2008 at 12:35 pm

Every candidate attracts a few fruitcakes:

I believe that hurricane Katrina was in fact the judgment of God against the city of New Orleans.

–Pastor John Hagee, McCain Supporter
hamous on March 14th, 2008 at 12:35 pm

I am repulsed…but yet…I cannot look away.
hamous on March 14th, 2008 at 12:40 pm

#3 Indeed they do but RP seems to have a direct pipeline to the fruitcake factory.
Fasternu 426 on March 14th, 2008 at 12:42 pm

Hagee makes more sense…

Hagee, sounds like haggis, a sheeps stomach filled with barley. Haggis is eaten by Scotsmen, scotsmen are white. White people own Halliburton. Hmmmm……

Fair is your honest happy face
Great chieftain of the pudding race
Above them all you take your place
Stomach, tripe or guts
Well are you worthy of a grace
As long as my arm

The groaning platter there you fill
Your buttocks like a distant hill
Your skewer would help to repair a mill
In time of need
While through your pores the juices emerge
Like amber beads

His knife having seen hard labour wipes
And cuts you up with great skill
Digging into your gushing insides bright
Like any ditch
And then oh what a glorious sight
Warm steaming, rich

Then spoon for spoon
They stretch and strive
Devil take the last man, on they drive
Until all their well swollen bellies
Are bent like drums
Then, the old gent most likely to rift (burp)
Be thanked, mumbles

Is there that over his French Ragout
Or olio that would sicken a pig
Or fricassee would make her vomit
With perfect disgust
Looks down with a sneering scornful opinion
On such a dinner

Poor devil, see him over his trash
As week as a withered rush (reed)
His spindle-shank a good whiplash
His clenched fist.the size of a nut.
Through a bloody flood and battle field to dash
Oh how unfit

But take note of the strong haggis fed Scot
The trembling earth resounds his tread
Clasped in his large fist a blade
He’ll make it whistle
And legs and arms and heads he will cut off
Like the tops of thistles

You powers who make mankind your care
And dish them out their meals
Old Scotland wants no watery food
That splashes in dishes
But if you wish her grateful prayer
Give her a haggis!
little mike on March 14th, 2008 at 12:46 pm

I recently discovered that Ron Paul is a NWO plant.

Please find out more in my special report at

http://www.everyonebutmeisaplant.com
Fasternu 426 on March 14th, 2008 at 12:48 pm

Hamous is a plant!
hamous on March 14th, 2008 at 12:54 pm

This guy is definitely a plant.
american woman on March 14th, 2008 at 1:55 pm

I’m not a plant! But I have heard from many church going folks, that God’s wrath was set loose on New Orleans, do to it’s immoral conduct. The Old Testament is full of God’s wrath…… and New Orleans is a sinful city……. only those two things I know to be true. When the hype is the ground swell Paul is getting, and he’s your man…… then quickly he bottoms out, it’s hard to adjust from wheeeeeeeee to painful reality. It’s gotta be a conspiracy.
Cajun Maverick on March 14th, 2008 at 1:56 pm

#9 That’s an old plant. I prefer younger plants.
NativeAmerican on March 14th, 2008 at 3:25 pm

“Especially considering that Ron Paul is mounting one of the most serious threats to the Federal Reserve and the banking establishment for many years.”

I guess there have been absolutely no others if the good Dr. Paul’s was the most serious.

re #2:
Dale Gribble on King of the Hill:
“I saw on alt.conspiracy.black.helicopters where they show you how to make a bomb with a roll of toilet paper & a stick of dynamite.”
wyatt on March 14th, 2008 at 3:31 pm

Of course it is a conspiracy, that should be obvious.
I know who is behind it too, Dr. Paul Ron. The Anti-RonPaul.
hamous on March 14th, 2008 at 3:57 pm

#13 Hmmm, all this time I thought it was Laup Nor Rotcod. You learn something new every day.
Big45Iron on March 14th, 2008 at 4:23 pm

So Hamous, what is it you’re trying to tell us? That John McCain’s real name is Andrew Jackson?
(end sarc).
jp on March 14th, 2008 at 4:46 pm

Here we go … for the conspiracy nuts:

Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846
Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946
Lincoln and Kennedy each have 7 letters in their names
Both are associated with civil rights.
Both wives lost their children while living in the White House
Both were shot on a Friday & in the head
Loncoln’s secretary was named Kennedy
Kennedy’s secretary was named Lincoln
Both successors were named Johnson.
Both assassins were known by three names
Booth ran from the theater and was caught in a warehouse.
Oswald ran from a warehouse and was caught in a theater.
Booth and Oswald were both assassinated before they were tried.

So … there you have it.
hamous on March 14th, 2008 at 4:57 pm

There is no John McCain! John McCain is played by New York actor Charles E. Linwood! Check his IMDB page! Oh…wait. That’s Osama Bin Laden. Nevermind.
american woman on March 14th, 2008 at 6:06 pm

#17 Hamous, You just made my day!!! oh wait, it’s not a dream come true!
ShinerBlonde on March 15th, 2008 at 12:27 am

#1 - Malcolm - The fruitcake is the guy who came-up with this cockamamie theory that Benton is a CIA plant. The fruitcake is not Ron Paul and nothing in this story indicates otherwise.

As for my favorite plant…..hmmmm….hard to choose. Although I do have an angel-leaf begonia that I found as a stick, left to die in a pot at a house I rented in 1968, that I nursed back to health and whose offspring now grace my house, these many years later.
malcolm on March 15th, 2008 at 8:22 am

Shinerblonde: That was whom I was referring….

PS I used to be one myself…Blonde that is!
hamous on March 15th, 2008 at 10:10 am

Malcolm, she’s a little sensitive when it comes to Dear Leader. I knew that’s what you meant.