Stuff White People Like - The Blog : Lone Star Times

Stuff White People Like - The Blog

by Ree-C Murphey · 03/20/2008 10:43 pm

Now for something humorous (goodness knows we could use it!)

Stuff White People Like is very funny. It is not racist or mean (except to white people).

For example:

#6 - Organic Food
#7 - Diversity
#8 - Barack Obama -Because white people are afraid that if they don’t like him that they will be called racist.
#10 - Wes Anderson Movies
#23 Microbreweries
#27 Marathons
#32 Vegan/Vegetarianism (ouch!)
#37 Renovations
#50 Irony
#53 Dogs
#62 Knowing what’s best for poor people (a must read)
#82 Hating Corporations

Anyway, you get the idea. Here is the full list (Although, the descriptions are *priceless*.)

Which is your favorite?

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8 Responses to “Stuff White People Like - The Blog”

pimlico on March 20th, 2008 at 10:54 pm

The best white people stuff was done by Richard Pryor.
jimb on March 20th, 2008 at 11:27 pm

#23 Microbreweries

/he says while drinking his Shiner Bock
Dov on March 21st, 2008 at 4:46 am

I am in trouble. Not one of the top ten here.

Only 1 of the top 30
Tobine on March 21st, 2008 at 7:56 am

Even Liberals have had enough.

This is side splitting LOL.

I’m so white, I look like a Pampers in a tie.

I notice that the one thing left off the list was, White people like Success, it’s just been
bred in me.
vlou on March 21st, 2008 at 11:11 am

Add to the list:

Breathing every morning.
Sleeping well every night.
Clear conscious.

Thank you.
hamous on March 21st, 2008 at 11:27 am

I guess I need to add a gay person to my “roster of diversity”.

When a straight person goes to a gay night club, they are reminded of how progressive and tolerant they are. If they are hit on by a member of the same sex, it provides them with a valuable story that they can use to prove to their other friends that they are more progressive and tolerant. “This guy/girl hit on me, I said I was ’straight but not narrow,’ and it was totally chill. Oh, you went to an Irish bar this weekend? That’s cool, I guess. “

Nah.
kimbo2612 on March 24th, 2008 at 6:17 pm

Have you seen the billion knockoffs? I actually found one that is actually better than SWPL.

http://stuffwhiteparentslike.wordpress.com/
fibber88 on April 1st, 2008 at 7:17 pm

neh, white parents isn’t that funny. http://www.stuffethnicpeoplelike.com is awesome.