Okay, so that is a cheap tribute to Marv Albert. Still, is there anything more exciting than college basketball’s finals?
Watching Kansas bump their old coach out was pretty cool. But not as cool as seeing John Calipari take Memphis to the final game.
Yes!
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WTF!?!? Is there some kind of topic that I missed?
Yes Dave - the Final Four took place tonite. You missed out on Memphis beating UCLA and Kansas spanking the Tarheels.
College sport is usually well played and hard fought. Basketball on the other hand is the exceess of scoring. It is overkill and tends to dumb the senses.
It’s certainly more important that the government shutting down some “non-government approved” religion in Eldorado. Gotta have those government approved seals on religious structures these days or they will burn you out - especially if they have a big international highway to build in its place.
Well at least they managed to remove people from a compound with out burning them to death.
Memphis will win easily. Their defense is just too good.
Someone got bitten? LOL
i agree memphis should win. but it is unusual they do not have a center.
I don’t watch college basketball, aka the minor leagues for the pros. Let’s face it most of the college kids recruited are to build the sports program, they are not there to get an education. And in some cases, especially basketball, they jump, or try to jump, into the NBA after their freshman season. Oh, great going college coaches, use those kids and teach them how to get tatoos. I’ve seen more and more of them sporting tatoos at the college level than ever before.
Marv Albert song:
“Lacy things — Mikami’s missin’,
Didn’t ask — her permission,
I’m wearin’ her clothes,
Her silk pantyhose,
Walkin’ ’round in women’s underwear.
In the store — there’s a teddy,
Little straps — like spaghetti,
It holds me so tight,
Like handcuffs at night,
Walkin’ ’round in women’s underwear.”
Just then, one of the spirit bullets start solo in a baritone with the following verse:
“In the office there’s a guy named Melvin,
He pretends that I am Murphy Brown.
He’ll say, “Are you ready?” I’ll say,”Whoa, Man!”
Then all the spirit bullets sing together:
“Let’s wait ’til Miss Mikami’s are out of town!”
They all then finish the song together:
“Later on, if you wanna,
We can dress — like Madonna,
Put on some eyeshade,
And join the parade,
Walkin’ ’round in women’s underwear!
Lacy things… missin’,
Didn’t ask… permission,
Wearin’ her clothes,
Her silk pantyhose,
Walkin’ ’round in women’s underwear,
Walkin’ ’round in women’s underwear,
Walkin’ ’round in women’s underwear!”
The only thing that could be more exciting than the basketball Final Four would be a college football playoff.
Pro basketball sucks ever since Bird and Jordan retired.