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21 Responses to “Parents brawl over gang selection for tot”
  1. Al Williams on April 11th, 2008 at 12:40 pm

    these two are the poster children for forced sterilization.

    Stupid people should not breed.

  2. Katfish on April 11th, 2008 at 12:45 pm

    *Garcon*

    2 retroactive abortions PLEASE!

  3. Robert 1 on April 11th, 2008 at 12:53 pm

    Why couldn’t this be a “Romeo & Juliet” scenario and the two gang members kill each other and the kid gets raised right, hopefully.

  4. Simple Simon on April 11th, 2008 at 12:53 pm

    Just when you think the great unwashed multitudes have hit bottom….a new low is reached.

    The gene pool needs some clorox.

    Simple

  5. american woman on April 11th, 2008 at 1:31 pm

    Ah but we are outside looking in. This is probably nothing new to the LA gang crowd. We can compare it to a Catholic and Protestant marrying……. how will the child be raised? Such a dilemma. Which gangs colors will the baby wear? How soon should one tattoo? I’m sure the proud parents will work something out. After all, they managed to co-mingle long enough to produce a baby.

  6. texpat on April 11th, 2008 at 1:47 pm

    #3 Robert 1

    Tragically, that scenario may yet come true.

  7. raiderdav on April 11th, 2008 at 1:48 pm

    What color rag should I hang out of my back pocket to show that I’m CLOUT thuggin?

  8. Al Williams on April 11th, 2008 at 1:51 pm

    it’s more like West Side Story sans dancing and lip synching…

    but, the dialog isn’t Tony dreamily saying Maria is the most beautiful sound he has ever heard, it’s that dude busting caps in everyone’s a$ses and saying “B!tch, STFU, my kid is gonna be a Westside Baller”, and instead of Maria singing “I Feel Pretty”, it’s that ho shouting “Oh no you di’in’t, my kid gonna be a Crip, you dumb m&^%$%^*r”

    ya gotta love crackheads!

  9. Al Williams on April 11th, 2008 at 1:53 pm

    oh… and… I wanted to vote for Ron Paul… that still hasn’t gotten old!!! (and it fits here…LOL)

  10. Bonecrusher on April 11th, 2008 at 2:20 pm

    At least she had a job, amazingly enough. Who was taking care of the spawn of this lovely couple when the altercation took place? The story also mentions that the male t-rd was arrested at his home; I’ll bet it was at the home of his parents. I wonder which gang they think their grandspawn should be in. I vote for #2 above.
    /only mild sarc

  11. FourAlarm on April 11th, 2008 at 2:23 pm

    Come on, guys. It’s not a gang, it’s a CLUB.

  12. Matt Bramanti on April 11th, 2008 at 2:54 pm

    What color rag should I hang out of my back pocket to show that I’m CLOUT thuggin?

    That’s a damn good question. I’ll run it by Edd. Hopefully he won’t throw something at me.

  13. carbon-credit on April 11th, 2008 at 3:37 pm

    What color rag should I hang out of my back pocket to show that I’m CLOUT thuggin?

    #7…RED…for going broke

  14. raiderdav on April 11th, 2008 at 3:57 pm

    #12 Matt - maybe Edd could give a ToT napkin to members once they get rolled in with a 24oz ribeye.

  15. Matt Bramanti on April 11th, 2008 at 4:15 pm

    #14 Raiderdav, that’s brilliant! A steak-juice-stained white napkin. Well done, sir!

  16. Adee on April 11th, 2008 at 4:40 pm

    Agree with Simple Simon #4, Al Williams #8, and Bonecrusher #10. Sarcasm needs no apologies.

    CLOUT members are a gang???? Guess only to the RINOs we’re trying to boot out. Golly, we’re a gang. Does that make us very fashionable?

  17. tedtam on April 11th, 2008 at 4:54 pm

    Maybe they should hyphenate, just like women do who cannot give up their maiden names. The kid can start a gang called the Crip Ballers.

    With a name like that, maybe the KID won’t be able to reproduce and perpetuate the cycle.

  18. Rorschach on April 11th, 2008 at 5:00 pm

    Actually, you could say the kids babydaddy started that gang….. =b

    Face it. It is the sign of the apocalypse.

  19. Ghost Rider on April 11th, 2008 at 8:00 pm

    CPS, where are you?

  20. Al Williams on April 11th, 2008 at 8:11 pm

    Clout should wear green bandanas and stuff.

  21. RO on April 14th, 2008 at 11:34 am

    I am not supporting abortion here, but just think what America would be like now with 35 million more of these uneducated idiot couples running around. If we dont have abortion in the future, I wonder if sterilization would be out of the question? The gene pool is getting really dirty!

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