Chronically Classy
by David Benzion · 04/22/2008 7:04 amFrom the front-page of yesterday’s Chron.com.
Now that right there is one very clever form of ministry.
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We’ll take a half a dozen! No………….don’t bother to wrappem em up - I’ll eatem on the way home!
Praise the Lord!
AH, The Gospel of Love and the Laying On of Hands.
Look Up! They do have faces!
O.K. I’ll bite, “Now that right there is one very clever form of ministry.” What does that mean? Link?
Lord, please forgive me, for I have sinned. I gazed and gazed and gazed and gazed upon the lustful picture with wide open eyes and had impure thoughts. AMEN!
David D– click on the pic and take a closer look at the necklace on the missionary in the red shirt.
What’s the article, though? I figured that the cross was the “ministry” reference (you can’t help but see it, after all).
Quote of the day;
Yes, Virginia all men are animals.;=)
#4 - AW of course they have faces! And lovely ‘accessories’ as well!
Alleluia!!
#4 - AW of course they have faces! And lovely ‘accessories’ as well!
#10…you called it…those accessories are ‘man-made’ for red and print…white seems natural, she should wear the cross…
jimb– Can’t quite remember the article… think it had something to do with the FLDS raid out in El Dorado.
http://www.religionnewsblog.com/15231/website-sells-sex-toys-but-only-to-believers
So I take it this pic passes the Benzion “Do I want to look at this all day” test.
Just great… Now Sarge is going to see this and be late for work…
14
They’re from Austin. Of course.
Vibrating panties???
#16 LizBV
I just baited Sarge over on OC.
I’ll pass. I’d rather not chip a tooth.
it’s got me on my knees thanking the lord I’m a guy and they aren’t….
Well y’all have a great day I’m off to get a milk shake, no go to work.
SCHWING!
I’ve always said a picture needs captions so that one can understand what the picture means or represents. So here is my “Top Ten” (maybe it should have been “six”) list of captions for this picture:
1) Yes, this is a very “clevage” form of ministry.
2) The Lord does work in strange ways.
3) And they say religion is boring.
4) It’s a good thing they’re not nuns.
5) WWJS (use your imagination)
6) Yea, though I walk thru the valley…
7) We are all each blessed with our own special endowments.
9) Now, just what are you praying to.
10) What religion has to offer cannot be “measured”.
I hope you all like these.
#23 Robert 1
5) WWJS (use your imagination)
You’re Baad! ;=)
I’d buy that for a dollar.
FourAlarm, you gotta admit, there are worse ways to chip a tooth.
Ok I figured out JS = John Smith
I can’t figure out the WW.
Oh and
Mornin all, another day that God has given to us.™
I wish those girls(Hellary groupies) would of stayed in Vegas instead of going to vote in Pennsylvania.
I see the squakster is feeling better.
How goes it?
Dang I am gettin’ old. I cannot get out of my mind that those young ladies are young enough to be my daughters. Damn conscience. Shoulda had that thing surgically removed with my “last nerve”.
SC
Having a good day today. Thanks.
Granddaughters, Bubba.
He is risen!
David B., aren’t you supposed to be concentrating on the solemnity of Passover?
#34
Adee
You know clean out all leaven while he eats that unleavened bread this week.
David
Doesn’t silicone equal leaven?
Perverts
I’m offended
#38
HS
To be offended you need to have “Feelings.” You have “Feelings?”
/now I have the “Feelings” song in my head
Ever hear the one about the guy who was trying to purchase bus tickets from a buxomly blonde ticket seller? He got very “cornfuzed” and ordered two pickets to titsberg!
Hummm nice Cross!
Are those the 3 finalists for the next Fox and Friends hostess?
Looks like they have the right job qualifications.
I shoulda known - I asked for more puppy pictures and this is what I get. Good Lowered, those are some perky puppies though, ain’t they? Musta cost those girls plenty. As to those of you who would risk a chipped tooth, I say
“Have at ‘em, boys. But I bet it’ll cost your more than the price of your dental work!”
Blonde? Check
Blue? Check
Buxom? Double Check
Brewskis? That looks like the top of a bigmouth there at the bottom to me…. Check
What seems to be the problem?
You would never see two of the above ladies with “Ugly Betty”. I have always wondered if Babes have this eligibility test they have to pass to be in the Babe Club?
And productivity amongst the male gender of the LST audience drops to record lows…
while other things rise to record highs!
OMG!!!
My eyes! My Eyes!
Oh, Sweet Blindness!
Since David posted this picture, I decided he needs a “Top Ten” list of captions devoted to him. So here goes:
1) David, haven’t you seen enough to know we are qualified.
2) David, what do you mean we’re under dressed for the part?
3) David, what kind of talent agent are you??
4) David, don’t you think we could get any interview we want?
5) David said we had to personally interview with him.
6) David, I bet you wish we were your “angels”.
7) David, what is our next assignment?
9) David, where did you say those LST cheerleader tryouts were being held?
10) David, what kind of recruiter are you??
And a follow up to my other “Top Ten” list: WWDD??
My wife looks way better than any of these gals!
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Release the hounds!
Faster, careful, we may require you to back that statement up with some evidence….
Reply to No. 49: Then why is there drool all over your keyboard????
What a crass display of sexuality purely for the sake of titillation. I am ashamed of LST.
I stared at that photo in disgust for 20 minutes.
49 Faster - yup.
If it weren’t for the boobage those broads would be mediocre…
Two words for when these young lasses grow older
STRETCH MARKS
#54 Umm Squawk, how do you know this? Give details.
He said ‘titillation’. Heh Heh.
Squawk, if she has stretch marks, then YOU have not been diligent about applying the proper lotion to them all these years. You really have to knead that stuff in good….=b
LOL, buncha teenagers. “boobage”
/hearkening back to the 80’s
Vitamin E liquid capsules, works wonderfully, Rorschach.
emmekelley, But those things aren’t NEARLY as fun to apply….
I can’t believe you’ve missed the opportunity to make fun of Earth Day. Did you ignore it because it is too easy a target? Here’s some examples:
– Outside my office building they are celebrating Earth Day by handing out plastic bags and balloons, both anathema to environmentalists.
– In Toronto the plan was to celebrate Earth Day with a symposium on Global Warming … but had to cancel it due to a blizzard.
Anyone else got some Earth Day goodies for us?
#61, In order to celebrate Earth Day, I drove my single passenger car to work, stopping to by $38 worth of 87 octane on the way, drove my SOV to lunch and back and will drive it home tonight, where I just might fire up the grill and eat me a steak made from methane farting cows. I might just punch a hippie or two as well…
http://www.imao.us/archives/009667.html
Rorschach, while you’re at it are going plot to nuke the moon?
I’m in negotiations with AQ Kahn for some centrifuges as I type….=D
(that is by the way a JOKE for all you DHS people that just sh!te yourselves!)
#61 - I drove my SUV to work today.
I BBQ’ed some methane producing cow fart beef skewers and the charcoal burned way longer than necessary.
Oh, and I got an inspirational email message from Leo Decaprio (via my place of employment) asking me to join the “11th Hour Network”.
I’d grab one if I was drowning. Those girls can float!
I bought 20 packages of the old fashioned incadesscent light bulbs so I can be greedy long after the law of florescent kicks in.
Okay, I Stumbled upon this, and laughed my a$$ off!
http://aslowerpace.com/serendipity/index.php?/archives/981-Greener-grass……html
Some of the comments are hilarious! I love the joke about the two farmers!
And it’s darn scary to think that these people are DRIVING to get to the parks in the first place!
http://www.interstel.net/~jdpaul/stupidity.natl.parks.html
Okay okay. That’s enough. Back on subject.
I like the one with the sunglasses.
And a man who bucks the system:
http://www.standuptowalmart.com/article_walmart-receipt_checking_reaction_the_right_way_through_civil_disobedience.html
That has to be the comment of the week!
#71 Shannon, damn, I hadn’t noticed the sunglasses.
Sorry, I’m sleep deprived and thought this was OT thread.
#51
Rorschach
I found a photo of Faster’s wife, it is one of these ladies.
#38 - Bubba YOU being offended is about like a screen door on an Ohio Class SUB…….we aint buying it!
#51
Rorschach
Sorry I linked the wrong photo of ladies, here is the correct one.
#78 - Gawd BLESS ya Ms Emme!
#78 Emme
Those women have their own set of floaties!
Peaches, melons, apples, cantaloupes, oh my!
/ducks and runs
#72 tedtam, I love it! I do this all the time! The first time it happened, I was at Wally World in Stinkidena, I have NO idea wht I was doing there, but it was Christmas and there were DELETED; WE DON’T USE THAT WORD HERE, THANK-YOU everywhere and they checked anyone that left the store. When I got to the door and tey asked me I said NO, I am NOT a Shop-Lifter! Call The DAYAAM Cops! Since then it’s happened a few times but I just give them me EVIL-EYE look, my boy says it works real well, he always tells me Dad my friends are coming over, please don’t scare them! ;=)
The SAD part is that most SHEEPLE just let the bast*rds just walk all over them! NOT ME! I’m from ALABAMA!
Here is a cool trick #82…Don’t let the man get you down. Keep your receipt out as you walk through the exit. Say a nice hello to the retired person who is working at the door…maybe even call them by their name. Let’s just keep this secret trick between the two of us though, okay?
I like the one on the right. She’s got huuuuuge tracts of land. And she’s smirking too. Smirking chics rule!
#61- Ghost Rider - I liked Michelle Malkin’s piece on Earth Day and the “orgy of eco-sanctimony” it involves…
http://michellemalkin.com/2008/04/21/celebrate-earth-day-destroy-capitalism/
And on the 8th day, God created silicone………
It stretches the truth to say that this image was from the front page of chron.com.
The copyrighted image that you’re republishing without permission was from the photo gallery that we linked to from the homepage. (That gallery is at http://chron.com/entertainment/photogallery/Open_CIty_Bistro___April_20_2008.html.)
We used a smaller version of the photo of the three women on our homepage, resized to about 164 pixels wide by 99 pixels deep. The version of the photo that you’re using was apparently lifted from the photo gallery and did not appear on the homepage in the size that you display.
The actual image that we used on the homepage can be found here:
http://images.chron.com/photos/2008/04/21/10954034/image-custom.jpg
And here’s a better link to that gallery:
http://chron.com/entertainment/photogallery/Open_CIty_Bistro___April_20_2008.html