1. Meglet on April 24th, 2008 at 11:35 am
   

   Are they demonstrating how many different ways one can present the same idea in an article?
2. Robert 1 on April 24th, 2008 at 11:36 am
   

   Who is Cory Heikkila and do we care??? And are we sure that the person climbing over those steel cables is not Tiffany Heikkila????
3. T-Hawkk on April 24th, 2008 at 11:40 am
   

   I think we should get a comment from Tiffany Heikkila, who is married to Houston Chronicle home page producer Cory Heikkila.
4. trl3 on April 24th, 2008 at 11:55 am
   

   I like the way the editors proof read these days. I guess professionalism has disappeared from the news industry.
5. David Benzion on April 24th, 2008 at 11:56 am
   

   I, David Benzion, am much amused by your observation, Mr. Matt Bramanti.
6. David Benzion on April 24th, 2008 at 11:57 am
   

   Doh!
7. FourAlarm on April 24th, 2008 at 12:36 pm
   

   My pal Karl called me & reported that he saw a woman standing at the top of his parking garage on to the cable. Said he wasn’t certain but it looked exactly like Tiffany Heikkila, who works nearby and is also married to Houston Chronicle home page producer Cory Heikkila.
8. Robert 1 on April 24th, 2008 at 1:23 pm
   

   Could Tiffany Heikkila be climbing over those steel cables because she IS married to Cory Heikkila?? or

   Could Cory Heikkila be a proof reader at the Crummyicle and that’s why Tiffany Heikkila got her “fifteen minutes” of fame??
9. Matt Bramanti on April 24th, 2008 at 1:34 pm
   

   For the record, Tiffany Heikkila (who is married to Houston Chronicle home page producer Cory Heikkila) was NOT the would-be jumper.

   Tiffany Heikkila (who is married to Houston Chronicle home page producer Cory Heikkila) was a WITNESS mentioned in the story.

   I’m pretty sure she’s married to Houston Chronicle home page producer Cory Heikkila.
10. TexasAC on April 24th, 2008 at 1:55 pm
    

    As,soo desu ka.
11. Robert 1 on April 24th, 2008 at 2:04 pm
    

    Thanks, Matt. Case closed!! No more Tiffany Heikkila jokes about her or her husband Cory Heikkila who is a Crummyicle home page producer. That same husband, Cory Heikkila, who knew the proof reader at the Crummyicle, that let the story of Tiffany Heikkila get printed in the first place so that Tiffany Heikkila and her husband, Cory Heikkila could their names in the newspaper.
12. Adee on April 24th, 2008 at 2:37 pm
    

    Superb convolution there, Robert 1, absolutely superb.
13. Robert 1 on April 24th, 2008 at 2:38 pm
    

    Since someone saw fit to add this picture in here, I took the opportunity to write another “Top Ten” list of captions. So here goes:

    1) Dan, which one of these RINO’s is Dewhurst and which one is Craddick??

    2) I hope this RINO doesn’t “break wind” while I’m back here.

    3) No, it’s the other way around, the RINO backed into me!!!

    4) I hope I don’t become the “b*tt” of any RINO jokes!!

    5) Dan, you had better show this RINO where the bathroom is!!

    6) NO!! I said RINO, not WINO!! Athough they might be the same.

    7) No, the hind quarter seems a little to fatty for me.

    Now, this is how I got “rear ended” the other day.

    9) Dan, I can show the buyer this is the best way to inflate this RINO.

    10) Dan, why don’t you get up and see if you can nudge this beast.

    I think I’m all captioned out for this picture, now.
14. american woman on April 24th, 2008 at 3:49 pm
    

    Robert you need a medal for amusing us with three lists! Excellent!

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