Just a quick reminder: Galveston County Tax Assessor-Collector Cheryl Johnson (hubba hubba) will host a Tax Freedom Day celebration tonight.

Here are the details:

WHEN
This Thursday, May 8th
Beginning at 5:30 pm (program begins at 6 pm)

WHERE
Gulf Greyhound Park
(1 block west of I-45 South at Exit 15 in La Marque)

COST
Tickets $10 at the door
Proceeds support Cheryl Johnson’s re-election campaign

GRUB
Hot dogs, hot pretzels
Tea, coke, and $.50 beer
Apple cobbler with ice cream

The guest list is pretty impressive, too, at least until the end:

• Galveston Co. Tax Assessor Collector Cheryl E. Johnson (hubba hubba)
• Harris Co. Tax Assessor Collector Paul Bettencourt (shudda shudda)
• Americans for Prosperity-Texas’ Peggy Venable (thugga thugga)
• GOP Nominee for State House District 130 Allen Fletcher
• Bruce Slover, Founder of Cy Fair Citizens
• Michael Kubosh, “The Voice” of the Protest Class TV Commercials
• With a special-guest appearance by LoneStarTimes.com’s very own Matt Bramanti! (glugga glugga)

And we’ll be auctioning off the notorious framed RINO picture.

It’ll be a good time. You’d better get there early, before Bettencourt and I eat all the hot dogs.