Much to the consternation of conspiracy theorists everywhere, World Net Daily has pronounced the non-existent secret plot to create the mythical North American Union (NAU) dead:
The Security and Prosperity Partnership of North America is dead, says Robert A. Pastor, the American University professor who for more than a decade has been a major proponent of building a North American Community.
“The new president will probably discard the SPP,” Pastor wrote in an article titled “The Future of North America,” published in the current July/August issue of the Council on Foreign Relations magazine Foreign Affairs.
The SPP, which critics contend is a step toward a North American Union, is an agreement to increase cooperation on security and economic issues signed by the leaders of the U.S., Mexico and Canada in 2005. Despite having no authorization from Congress, the Bush administration launched extensive working-group activity to implement the agreement. The working groups – ranging from e-commerce, to aviation policy, to borders and immigration – have counterparts in Mexico and Canada.
“The April summit meeting was probably the last hurrah for the SPP,” Pastor wrote, referring to the fourth annual SPP meeting held in April in New Orleans.
But don’t put those zircon-encrusted tin foil hats in the attic just yet. It appears those behind the plot to form a more perfect NAU continue by indoctrinating the next generation:
Pastor also encouraged creating a dozen university centers for North American studies “to educate a new generation of students to think North American.”
WND reported on the fourth annual North American Model Parliament held this year in Montreal, Canada, for 100 university students from the U.S., Canada and Mexico.
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There is weeping and wailing and gnashing of the teeth on Lake Travis today.
Scrap the NAU completely. It will not profit the US and will only serve to weaken America’s security and trade.
There will now be many used tin foil hats on sale at ebay.
#3 RickG
Actually, they will just be recalibrated for unforseen and as yet undiscovered evil plots and conspiracies to destroy America.
Careful. This may only be a clever ruse to throw people off the trail.
5. wb
Good thinking. I guess “they” finally got to WND, too!
Damn!t! I’ve gotten so good at making tin-foil hats, too.
C’mon, everyone! Grab a Coke. Let’s sing . . .
I’d like to teach the world to sing
In perfect harmony . . .
I love it when something that wasn’t supposed to exist goes away. When people read something like this, you understand why people actually believe Art Bell. Given that something called the “The Security and Prosperity Partnership of North America” is mentioned along with the CFR…I can understand the tin foil beanies. Given the lack of border security…there is already a “North American Union”.
We’ll always have Bohemian Grove
Art Bell can now wait for the extratestrials to beam him onto his personal plywood spaceship and whisk him away and have no fear the Canucks will shoot him down
The NAU was merely a ploy to draw attention away from the Bilderburgers and Trilateralists.
Wheels within wheels within wheels within wheels.
Ah. Windmills.
#12 hamous
Great movie. Steve McQueen & Faye Dunaway…
Do tinfoil hats have to be calibrated? They don’t pick things up all by themselves? Do you need one hat per conspiracy or can they multitask?
Sounds like increased R&D is needed for new and improved products. A new cottage industry perhaps?
I hear they’re coming out with new aluminized mylar hats. Lighter weight, lower drag, higher performance.
Wagonburner #5
I agree, they never quit. Just like the open borders and amnesty and lots of other agendas, they keep sneaking around to bring them up again in a different form.
I don’t trust WND.
I need confirmation from a reliable source that the NAU is dead.
:>)
14 and 15:
Can you get cable on those things? Or just signals from deep space?
Gee Rick(18), I don’t know, was hoping you might. Maybe Texpat (4) knows something since he mentioned recalibration. This seems to be a mysterious piece of equipment that leaves the uninformed majority speculating as to its properties. And the users of same aren’t talking about it. Grin
As of February 17, 2009 all covert mind control waves are required by law to switch from analog to digital signals. Your old tin foil hats will no longer work after this date unless you purchase a converter attachment, which I happen to sell at the low price of $50 each. You can obtain vouchers from here to offset the cost.
The NAU is dead? How can that be? I thought it was never alive.
#18 rick
You don’t understand the purpose of the “headgear”. It is not intended to receive signals; its purpose is to block mind control beams sent from space.
#20, Aha some useful info on this murky subject. Wonder where the recycling centers will be located to take care of the outmoded units. Presume users are expected to recycle the old ones. Perhaps some funds are to be made in operating such a center. Maybe the voucher supplier would be interested?
See? If you guys had be wearing your protective gear, you’d know. Rookies. Tuning is not needed, but full coverage is very important.
Like wagonburner said in #22, it’s to block radiation from entering your noggin. Not just from outer space, but from the Government, Big Oil, Lesbian Feminists, and any other source intent on controlling your thoughts. Of course, the more time you spend in front of the “glass teat”, the less effective the hat becomes. In fact, there’s enough propaganda against it in the media that you’ll be convinced you’re crazy for wearing one.
Don’t be fooled . . .
Is there a secret message being sent? Must . control. thoughts.
10 mentions Canuks
24 mentions crazy
where. is. my. foil. hat….must. think.
This stuck out,
#14 Adee asks, Do tinfoil hats have to be calibrated?
Absolutely, I like to use a Mark 12, Superheterodyne, Phased Locked Loop, Autoframulator to Clabberate mine! ;=)
I stick mine in a fire and if it melts I know it is made of tin and not steel cuz Fire cain’t melt steel! Course the test renders it unusable.
Here’s a serious question: can you still by tin (not aluminum) foil?
In biblical days many were fitting Noah with a tinfoil hat because he was building that silly Ark.
Wonder how they felt when it started raining?
MIT students studied tinfoil hats and discovered that they amplified certain frequencies, while attenuating others. They tested three different designs: “classical”, the “fez”, and “centurion”. All had similar properties.
What’s the frequency, Kenneth?
Look, we can pooh pooh and laugh at those who think there is a conspiracy here or there, but what it does do, is make one think. A curious, worried person starts to research and read. I would prefer to have tin foil hat wearers than to have a society full of sheep, who are all loaded into a livestock truck one day for slaughter. There is nothing wrong with questioning things that look peculiar. There isn’t anything wrong with shouting to the roof tops about what scares him or her. We can either investigate and say naaaaaa , investigate and say maybe, or investigate and say wow he’s right.
I’d like to introduce you to a friend of mine
Look, questioning motives of our leaders is the American way. Inventing secret plots where none exist is dangerous.
What’s more dangerous is having a certifiable president who doesn’t keep his oath or enforce our laws.
It’s more dangerous for me because he doesn’t care who gets in the country–nor does he care who gets maimed or killed by people who shouldn’t be here in the first place.
Could be a border patrol agent, he doesn’t care.
Could be a police officer, he doesn’t care.
Could be a relative of mine or even me..he doesn’t care.
A president whose drunk on his own power and has an ego the size of the state of Alaska is far more dangerous to the survival of our country, in my opinion.
A man who seems to enjoy leaving two fine BP agents in prison to rot because it’s more important to him, his buddy and his ego.
Uh Johnny, heh-heh, you’re doing a heckuva job.
#27 Super Dave, Do you need a disgronificator on standy as well?
Yes! DAYAAM you’re smart!!
Is it possible that the SPP is the reason for the severity of the border patrol agents’ troubles?
LOL, surely, you must jest.
Right????
Please tell me you jest…..
The SPP is nothing but a small group of think tank policy wonks getting together to discuss trade relations between the three North American countries. They have no governmental powers in any of the countries. Any recommendations they were to make would have to be implemented through constitutional means in each of the three countries.
Oh, and I think Lou Dobbs is getting kooky. He’s like a cross between Pat Buchanan and Bill Maher.
22 and 24
Oh, thanks. I wondered why I couldn’t get anything on this damn contraption.
40 hamous
I agree. I think poor Lou checks his closet and looks under his bed every night.