Your Eminence,
As Hurricane Ike bears down on the Houston area, local residents are rightly nervous.
More than that, though, we’re hurt–hurt that you would turn the Halliburton weather machine against your most loyal supporters, Houston-based engineers who worked on that project for years.
We beg you, please spare the irreplaceable white population of Houston, including some of our nation’s best and brightest:
- Jim McIngvale
- Dominique Sachse
- Numerous unindicted Enron executives
- Hell, our mayor is even named White!
While we appreciate your need to wage unrelenting genocide on People of Color, surely your goals can be pursued in a more targeted and effective manner. We hear wonderful things about the work being done across the Afghan/Pakistani border, and would be happy to accommodate several Predator drones at one of Houston’s multiple local airports.
Or, if you’re dead-set on annihilating a Gulf Coast state, take a look right next door. I don’t think I need to remind you that our 34 electoral votes make Louisiana’s nine look like chump change.
The choice is kkklear.
Obediently,
Matt Bramanti
Managing Editor, Lone Star Times
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Matt, I should have know that “Dominique Sachse” would be on YOUR list. She’d be on mine too. ;=)
Matt - As someone who is now in an official caucasian minority here, I find your little missive less than amusing. ESL classes here do not exist. We have JSL, KSL, MSL, TSL, PSL (Japanese, Korean, Mandarin, Tagalog, Pidgen). What’s Karl Rove got to handle that? A tsunami or earthquake machine?
Back around 2001, I met a customer at a small reataurant near the Galleria for a late lunch. We were the only people in there until Dominique Sachse and her mother came in and sat near us. The cameras don’t do her justice. She is a very, very attractive woman in person.
Since George W. Bush doesn’t care about black people I think half my house is in mortal danger.
Jeremy, don’t worry. Your wife if much prettier than you. She’ll be spared. However,,,you?
I have to confess years ago I always wanted to get stuck in an elevator with Amanda Arnold when I was defenseless. Here she is today. You can see her today at Amanda dot com. Still a good looking woman.
I agree about Dominique. She’s absolutely gorgeous. Now she has a little one, and you would never guess. Whoever does her hair, is a master.