Weather Channel activates Emergency Muzak System : Lone Star Times

The Weather Channel’s forecast soundtrack has just switched from its normal easy-listening smooth jazz to ominous action-movie-climax strains.

This is getting serious.

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6 Responses to “Weather Channel activates Emergency Muzak System”

The Panda Man on September 12th, 2008 at 1:19 pm

WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!!

Ahem. Well. I don’t know what came over me there.
DennisOnTheRight on September 12th, 2008 at 2:02 pm

I was going to suggest music from the Lord of the Rings, like when the orc armies were approaching Helms Deep.
Meglet on September 12th, 2008 at 2:45 pm

I’m thinking maybe Darth Vader’s theme might be appropriate.
wagonburner on September 12th, 2008 at 3:02 pm

We’re dooooooooooooomed.
american woman on September 12th, 2008 at 3:22 pm

How about the music from the Wizard of Oz when the monkey army goes on the fly/march.
pimlico on September 12th, 2008 at 6:05 pm

Let’s have the Finale from Les Miserables…
” Do you hear the people sing?
Lost in the valley of the night;
It is the music of a people who are climbing t’wards the light.
(?) the echo of the earth ;
Oh do you hear the distant drum;
it is a life about to start when tomorrow comes, when tomorrow comes.
They will live again in freedom in the garden of the LORD;
They will walk behind their ploughshares;
They will put away the sword;
The chain will be broken and all men will have their reward.
Will you join in our CRUSADE?
Will you be strong and stand with ME;
Somewhere beyond the barricade;
There is a place for you and Me. ……”
I forgot the rest sorry!!! doing it from memory.
Go see it in the spring at TUTS