Uh-oh. Terrorists better be careful. Looks like Janet Reno’s twin is going to be head of Homeland Security.
Arizona Demcratic Gov. Janet Napolitano has been chosen to serve as secretary of the vast and troubled Department of Homeland Security for President-elect Barack Obama, Democratic officials said. Napolitano is a border governor who will now be responsible for immigration policy and border security, which are part of Homeland Security’s myriad functions.
Wonder if Al-Qaeda has heard of Waco?
Separated at birth?
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Homeland Security Agent to terrorist: “Stop! Or I’ll show you a picture of my boss!”
It’s Reno Time!
The stinking cesspool of corruption and depravity is once again going to take over the White House; the soon to be crib of BarryOcrap-I-cant-believe-I fooled-them!
You guys appear to be looking at her as a potential dating prospect, I just want her to do her job.
If she recommends abolishing the department, I wouldn’t be heartbroken.
What happened to “Change and Hope”? Looks like the same old same old to me…third term for the Clinton’s come to mind. People who bought into BO’s promises are in for some big surprises. Hope they like it….they voted for it.
A border state Democrat, huh?
Kinda like ours??
Sounds like Shamaal has a bit of a crush on the Janets.
All I want is someone who can keep the peace, in which case a paper bag’s not necessary.
This is what happens when you elect Hussein solely on his promise of “change” without asking for details of that “change”. In this particular case “change” seems to mean a return to the popular or good ole days of the Clintons. When you don’t really have a plan then copy one that you thought worked in the past. Just when we thought we had seen the end of the Clinton era, Hussein brings it back. It will be complete when they put Bill in a position like the Supreme Court where Bill gets to stay in the limelight forever.
I had no idea he had a twin brother.
I like a challenge so this is my attempt at writing a “Top Ten” list of captions for the two “Janet’s”. So here goes:
1) Good Luck, Janet!! I had to sleep with Bill to get my cabinent position.
2) Wow, transgender cabinet position holders.
3) Before & After Botex treatments
4) Before & After face lifts.
5) Hussein doesn’t know it but he will be getting two for the price of one.
6) In a movie version of “Twins”, who gets the Arnold role?
7) Let’s find a state that allows gay marriages.
9) Janet, I hope you can do a better job than I did.
10) Janet, beware of anything that sounds “Waco”!!
Sorry, that was the best I could do, given the material I had to work with.
#11
Janet #1 - <Blows Kiss> “I wish you all the luck in the world.”
Janet #2 - “Not needed, I am with the One.”
Oh yeah…
Gimme some of that hot Janet on Janet action.
/looks for loaded revolver to erase vision from mind
Sheriff Joe probably will be Janet’s first hire in her new position. NOT!!!
I TOLD you guys! It was just a matter of time . . .
Those that do not learn from history are doomed to repeat it, literally. The FLDS should be shaking in their bonnets.