Houston’s Hard News information source may not be aware of this:
Uganda’s police warned male bar-goers to keep their noses clean after a probe found a gang of robbers had been using women with chloroform smeared on their chests to knock their victims unconscious.
“They apply this chemical to their chest. We have found victims in an unconscious state,” Criminal Investigations Directorate (CID) spokesman Fred Enanga told AFP.
“You find the person stripped totally naked and everything is taken from him,” he said. “And the victim doesn’t remember anything. He just remembers being in the act of romancing.”
Jordan Graber: For the Chronicle
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Not that I doubt the veracity of this report but the question occurs: what keeps the woman from passing out?
Too funny
As a service to our readers, perhaps LST should undertake an investigation of our local bar scene, to see if this gang has made in-roads into Houston area establishments?
Do you really expect the charming and formidable Mrs. B to believe that’s why you want to “investigate” the local bar scene?
Barack Obama.
Hillary & Bill Clinton.
Franklin Raines.
Big 3 Automaker execs.
..and the list goes on.
Do we REALLY need to see more boobs?
But then, I’m not a guy.
Beware of Booby Traps?!?! Too Funny!!
Um, is that REALLY a question?
The first thing a guy wants to see after he sees some boobs is more boobs.
Could chloroform-soaked hotties also be classified as ether bunnies?
Heh, not bad Malty.
Are they Kosher?
This story doesnt pass the “smell test”
If the “chloroform” “knock their victims unconscious”
…then why doesnt the “wearer” of the”chlorofrom “is not also knock out with the initial and constant exposure to the “chloroform”
An obvious blatant example of taking a bogus news story and using it to display attractive women with large breasts.
Thank you.
You guys aren’t reading between the lines. These guys are getting rolled. There isn’t any “chemical” involved unless you can bottle “stupidity”.
Of course, if you could bottle stupidity, someone would damn sure taste it.
That being said, MMmmmmm, breasts.
Heh he!
Okay, all you perverts and over-testoneronicized penis-bearers - here’s another booby for you to look at!
Just don’t drool all over your keyboard, okay? It shorts it out.
Chron (as usual) “News you can Use”? /Not!
BigJ is doing a good job of keeping us “abreast” of the matter.
This photo reminds me of a Christmas song……but I can’t quite remember which one.
Posted this in open comments but it fits here I believe. After all it is a public service message.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1089919/Flipping-madness-Police-offer-free-flip-flops-binge-drinkers-falling-heels.html
BTW, nice balloons in the picture.
Maybe the Chron could use the same implants as the two girls in the picture to inflate its ad revenues.
What a titillating story.
1. Sounds like an urban legend.
2. If your wife looks like Mrs. B, you don’t need to be going to any bars to investigate.
3. I’m a leg man so it doesn’t matter, although the one of the left looks qualified!!
Wasn’t there a way to work this story in with the kosher recipe thread?
#23 Big
You certainly got that right.
Not if you can’t mix bird and dairy.
18 - iz
Jiggle Bells?
Do You See What I See?
Feel ‘eez Navidad?
We Four King-sized?
Oy Vay Maria?
“chloroform” is Ugandan “uganbic” for breast implants
#26: Bless ye merry gentlemen?
Come all ye faithful?
Piece on earth?
All I want for Christmas?
And the shepards watched their foxes at night?
Not so silent night?
#18, 26, 28,
Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire?
#18, 26, 28, 29:
It came upon a midnight beer?
I’m dreaming of a white or black or both Christmas?
see not so silent night above.
Texpat, I can only presume that Mrs. B. is blind to explain how that happened!
Maybe she saw him as a charity case?
Wagon, I put a name to that problem some years ago. Injured Puppy Syndrome.